Emily Neeland

Emily Neeland is a fun-loving divorcée with no documented history of arson. She came upon her first computer in the nursing home where she was raised by her elderly mother (a record setter for oldest live birth at 62). It wasn’t until college that she learned this “box with the lights” served actual word processing functions, and was not merely a virtual Solitaire gaming device. Since then Emily has learned to weave intricate webs of ocular amusement through both words and pictures. Using this foundation of learnedness, combined with a tidy divorce settlement from her highly publicized marriage to a professional yacht-racing champion, Emily set forth for the bright lights of New York City. She left behind zero regrets and absolutely no record of any intentionally fire-damaged racing yachts.