Earth Day Party Tips

posted on 4/19/13

Once a year there comes a day when we Earthlings choose to celebrate this spinning ball of magma we call home. Earth Day is a time to raise awareness for planetary issues and celebrate efforts that focus on environmental protection. Take a look at this comprehensive guide in order to plan your Earth Day event!


Are you a marine-life fanatic who cares deeply about our planet’s oceans? Maybe you’re just a proponent of enjoying beaches free from floating garbage and bloated whale corpses. Either way, this Earth Day would be a great time to throw an ‘Ocean Devotion’ theme party to get people excited about the cause. Should you decide to take this opportunity to raise funds, the good people of The Nature Conservancy would be happy to put your donations toward solving oceanic problems, such as unsustainable fisheries and degraded coral reefs.

What You’ll Need:

Seaweed Boa

Blue lens Aviators

Blue lens Lennon glasses

Blue lens Wayfarers



Deep Blue Sea Martini

(Vodka, sweet & sour mix, blue curacao, pineapple juice)



(Vodka, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice)



Play ‘Under the Sea’ from the Little Mermaid over and over on repeat very loudly until your neighbors complain. Drink every time they knock on your door. Take two sips if they shout obscenities. Finish your drink when the cops come.


Are you an animal lover who is passionate about preserving our planet’s endangered species? Maybe you just like eating at the Rainforest Cafe and knowing that these animatronic wonders are based on creatures that actually exist in the world. Either way, this Earth Day would be a great time to throw a ‘Most Endangerous Game’ theme party to get people excited about the cause. If you take this opportunity to raise some funds, the folks over at World Wildlife Fund would be thrilled to use your donations to combat threats to various wildlife populations, such as poaching and habitat loss.



What You’ll Need:

Tiger Hat and Paw Gloves

Zebra Print Leggings

Elephant Hat

Fake Tommy Gun

Jungle Straw Hat



Natural Selection

(Berry vodka, Apple Pucker, Hpnotiq, pineapple juice)


Eye of The Tiger


(gold rum, coconut rum, cranberry juice, lemon juice, sugar syrup, orange juice, dark rum)



Dress one person up like former GoDaddy CEO, and noted elephant murderer, Bob Parsons. Give everyone else elephant hats and toy machine guns. Let party goers take turns being Parsons and getting hunted by the elephants until they surrender.



Are you an environmentalist who is dedicated to sustaining Earth’s atmosphere? Maybe you’re just a human being who wants to continue living in a world that is not overrun with disease carrying insects, devastating floods, famine, and toxic gases. Either way, this Earth Day would be a great time to throw a ‘Global Warming’ theme party to get people excited about the cause. If you would like to use this opportunity to raise funds, the climate crusaders over at Greenpeace would be able to put your donations towards fighting pollution and creating clean energy policies.



What You’ll Need:

Polar Bear Hat w/Paws

White Trapper Hat

Red Trapper Hat

Flower Leis Mixed Colors



Planetary Punch

(vodka, melon liqueur, peach puree, orange juice, pineapple juice)


Global Warmer

(mint leaves, mango liqueur, lime sour mix, Triple Sec, bourbon)



You’re going to need several cans of hairspray, spray mount adhesive, and a poorly ventilated room. Have party goers empty the aerosol cans into the room until they pass out. The last person standing gets a cookie.

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